Connor was sick today. Really, this time he was sick! He's the loudest and most demanding. I figured it would be a long day. He should get sick more often. The germs in his body slowed and quieted him down to an acceptable level.
I'm sure he let some of his germs on me! I got tired of saying, "Please, cover your mouth when coughing! Use a tissue, not the corner of the blanket! Turn your head away from others when sneezing!" Ew! I know I'm going to get his sickness now!
Their parents forgot to empty the trash barrel in the kitchen this morning. EW! I hate emptying trash in my own home, never mind in someone else's!
It was close to 2pm. Each child was busy playing with their toys in separate areas of the house. I was enjoying a relaxing, quiet moment. Ahhh.
Their cats, especially Blackie (Zee's sister), like to cuddle next to me during these rare times. I heard Blackie playing behind the red couch in the family room. Some toy had grabbed her attention and she was having a blast. I ignored the commotion she was making and settled in to do my crossword puzzle.
"Miss Jem? Blackie caught a mouse."
There are several mouse shaped toys in the house.
"That's nice, Kaya. Let's let her play with it."
" But Miss Jem!! It a real mouse and a tail!"
"I know honey, their toys look like real mouses. Don't worry. It's only a toy."
"NO, MISS JEM! IT A MOUSE! COME LOOK!"
I went to look.
" Yep. That's a real mouse, Kaya."
Of course I like to remember being calm when I saw that it was a REAL mouse. However, in truth, I screamed, ran, called Krista (like she could do anything to help me), shivered with the heebie jeebies, ran some more and finally, somehow, got control of myself. I didn't want the kids to be upset. But there was a REAL mouse... in the house... being caught and played with by a kitten that licks me! EEEEEEEW!
I began to construct a mental plan of attack on getting rid of this... thing.
How does someone get a playful kitten away from its first mouse capture? (congratulations Blackie on your first mouse capture) Was the creature still alive? Was it only "playing" dead? If it was dead, who would be the one to discard it? Would there be blood or entrails? Where did the mouse come from? Were there more mice, in the walls, waiting to pounce on me? All valid questions, right?
Enter... MY HERO! You know him well. The kid who has more sick days than any other human! Thank Goodness he was home today! Connor shooed Blackie out of the room. He got some paper towels and covered the dead (yes, it was truly dead) mouse. He grabbed the towel and mouse together, by the tail, and placed it in a plastic grocery bag fetched and held by Kaya. It seems that she found courage to help when she saw her big brother coming to my rescue. I had to tie the knot though.
After calling Krista back and telling her of her heroic children, I began to clean a house that's NOT mine!
If there was one mouse, there may be others. I needed to find evidence to support this theory. POOP. I needed to find rodent poop droppings. I began in the kitchen. All the kids were in full co-operation with helping me clean.
For the next 2 1/2 hours, we emptied cabinets, washed down the shelves, tossed old food, and restocked the shelves. We pulled the fridge out from the wall and cleaned behind it. We didn't get to finish all the cleaning before Krista got home. Did we find any evidence of rodents poop where we did clean?
NOT EVEN ONE DROP! Where did that thing come from? Ew.